PiratePressPiratePress

🏴‍☠️ The pirate content factory 🎬

Viral storytelling videos in about 5 minutes

Script, voiceover, subtitles, banner — the bot does it all. You just push buttons.

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🎁 First video — free, no card required

How it works

From idea to a finished mp4 — four steps, without leaving Telegram.

  1. 1

    Hit “New video”

    One button in the bot — and the production line is running.

  2. 2

    Answer the wizard

    16 steps, all optional. Drop a topic — the bot handles the rest. Or send /go with a video description to get everything in one step.

  3. 3

    The bot does the dirty work

    Writes the script, records the voiceover, adds word-highlighted subtitles, renders.

  4. 4

    Grab your mp4

    Plus a posting pack: title, description, hashtags and the first comment.

Under the hood

This is not a proxy to a chatbot. PiratePress is its own production pipeline: every video is assembled programmatically from separate stages.

  1. 01

    Script

    An LLM writes the story from your topic: hook, structure, placement, CTA

  2. 02

    Voiceover

    A TTS narrator or a clone of your voice from a 10-second reference

  3. 03

    Background

    A library of gameplay and satisfying videos, presets — or AI scenes for the plot

  4. 04

    Subtitles

    Speech recognition with timings and current-word highlighting

  5. 05

    Assembly

    ffmpeg render: banner, overlays, watermark, cover, outro

  6. 06

    Posting pack

    Title, description, hashtags and the first comment for the video

What the bot can do

Full-cycle viral video production — no editor, no cutting room, no pain.

Story from a topic or refs

Drop text, a post, a photo or a voice note — the bot turns it into a script.

Voiceover & voice clone

Stock voices or a clone of your own — the video sounds exactly like you want.

Backgrounds for any taste

Presets, your own footage, or direct YouTube, TikTok and Instagram links.

  • Topic temperature

    Control how strictly to follow the source: from documentary to total chaos.

  • Word-highlighted subtitles

    The current word lights up in sync with the voice — viewers can't look away.

  • AI banner

    An ad banner generated for the plot and baked right into the video.

  • Cover image

    A clickable feed cover — no separate designer needed.

  • CTA & bot-CTA

    A call to action in the finale: to your channel, site or your own bot.

  • Mid-story placement

    A native ad insert at the climax — viewers watch it through and don't hate you.

  • Watermark

    Your signature on every video. Yours or the default one.

  • Batch generation

    Several videos at once with a discount — a content conveyor in one button.

  • RU & EN

    Videos in Russian and English — two markets from a single bot.

From zero to video

This is what an ordinary chat with the bot looks like. No magic — just buttons.

🏴‍☠️PiratePress
New video 🎬
Got a topic? Drop text, a post, a photo or a voice note. Or hit “Surprise me”.
A cat typed about a bomb in the work chat, SWAT showed up
Step 1. Start a generation and drop a topic — text, photo or voice note.
🏴‍☠️PiratePress
Pick a voice and a background. Want — we'll clone your voice.
Voice: sassy. Background: minecraft parkour. Banner: AI.
Got it. Medium topic temperature — we stick to the plot but add some spice.
Step 2. The wizard asks for details: voice, background, subtitles, banner. All skippable.
🏴‍☠️PiratePress
Let's go!
Done ✅ Video: 58 sec, word-highlighted subtitles, banner at 0:32.
Posting pack: title, description, hashtags and the first comment — copy and post.
Step 3. A couple of minutes later you pick up the finished video and posting pack.

Treasure map

Ten steps from the trial to the full stack — with doubloon prices, input examples and typical rookie mistakes.

0 ⛁

1. Free trial

2 videos, 1 asset and 100 ⛁ on your balance — judge the quality before paying.

100 ⛁

2. Base

Script, voiceover, background and karaoke subtitles. A finished video in 2–15 minutes.

from +400 ⛁

5. AI visuals

Illustrations or live video matched to your plot, native banner, infographics.

1675 ⛁

9. Full stack

Reference clone, director review and live AI video — a real ad-video receipt.

Full guide →The full guide with screenshots lives at docs.piratepress.fun

Real production cases

Everything below is real client work generated by the bot: from the 100-⛁ basic to the full loadout with an AI background. Each case lists what's used in it and who it's for.

Pricing

1 dublon ≈ $0.01. You only pay for what you actually generate.

No subscription

100 ⛁per video

Creator

$8/mo

For the content conveyor: extras included, discount on video batches.

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Adveristor

$53/mo

For advertisers: everything in Creator + a monthly quota of AI banners and a voice clone.

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Custom topic / refs25 ⛁incl.incl.
Story placement25 ⛁incl.incl.
Finale CTA25 ⛁incl.incl.
Bot CTA50 ⛁25 ⛁incl.
Banner overlay50 ⛁25 ⛁incl.
Cover image25 ⛁25 ⛁incl.
Custom watermark10 ⛁incl.incl.
Video longer than 45 sec50 ⛁25 ⛁incl.
Custom background / links25 ⛁15 ⛁incl.
AI background: illustrations400 ⛁350 ⛁300 ⛁
AI background: living video (i2v)1000 ⛁900 ⛁800 ⛁
Brand inside scenes (native)50 ⛁25 ⛁incl.
Infographic cards50 ⛁25 ⛁incl.
Infographics: animated cards100 ⛁75 ⛁50 ⛁
Infographics: AI-designed cards200 ⛁150 ⛁100 ⛁
Extra banner variant25 ⛁15 ⛁incl.
AI music50 ⛁50 ⛁50 ⛁
Story song250 ⛁250 ⛁250 ⛁
Song in your voice clone150 ⛁150 ⛁150 ⛁
Your own track10 ⛁10 ⛁10 ⛁
Clone by reference100 ⛁75 ⛁50 ⛁
Director: script review300 ⛁300 ⛁300 ⛁
AI banner (creation)100 ⛁80 ⛁80 ⛁
Voice clone (creation)150 ⛁120 ⛁120 ⛁

First videos are free

A trial for new pirates: free generations (one with a premium feature of choice: story-song, AI background, AI music or a cover), one more for subscribing to the channel, and a starting dublon balance.

2 free generations · 100 ⛁ dublons to start

Dublon packages

$3

= 300 ⛁

$5

= 500 ⛁

$11

+30 ⛁ bonus

$26

+175 ⛁ bonus

$53

+600 ⛁ bonus

A freelance editor charges $15–$30 and a day of waiting for this. Here — from 100 ⛁ and five minutes.

Savings calculator

Build your video and compare: our price vs freelance marketplaces.

Plan

Videos in the batch

1

Background

Music

Extras

With PiratePress

100 ⛁≈ $1

100 ⛁ per video

⏱ done in ~2 min

The same from freelancers (Western)

120 – $530

⏱ plus 3–7 days of waiting

309× cheaper and 3600× faster

Build this in the bot

Freelance estimates are ranges from public Fiverr, Upwork and studio rate cards (2026); exact prices vary by seller. 1 ⛁ ≈ $0.01.

Who it's for

Three kinds of pirates — one ship.

Everyday people

No camera, no editing, no skills: type a topic — five minutes later you have a finished video with voiceover and subtitles. Costs less than a coffee.

Goal: tell your story or make a joke for friends without learning video editing.

Use cases:

  • a meme video about your buddy for their birthday — with their photo
  • a life story on TikTok without showing your face
  • a video greeting instead of a card

Creators

A content pipeline without an editor: the Creator plan bundles extras and package discounts — one video costs 10–15× less than freelance.

Goal: run a channel daily and test niches without burning budget on production.

Use cases:

  • a daily stories/facts format — 1–3 videos a day
  • a farm of niche channels: find what works, then scale
  • test a dozen hooks and topics in an evening instead of a week of editing

Advertisers

Native ads people actually finish: the placement is woven into the middle of the story instead of being skipped like a banner. Everything in Creator, plus a monthly quota of AI banners and a voice clone.

Goal: get turnkey creatives in minutes and test offers without a studio or filming.

Use cases:

  • advertise a game, bot, or website inside the story plot
  • 10 hook variations in an evening — straight into split testing
  • your brand inside the video scenes plus a CTA at the end

API for developers and AI agents

Public REST API (X-API-Key) plus a ready-made MCP server and skill: Claude Code, Kimi Code, Cursor and Claude Desktop generate videos from a single phrase.

Full install: MCP server + skill
$ 
curl -fsSL https://piratepress.fun/install.sh | PIRATEPRESS_API_KEY=pp_... bash

Installs the MCP server to ~/.piratepress/mcp and the skill into every detected agent (via the skills CLI). Get your pp_… key via /apikey in @piratepress_bot.

Skill only — via skills.sh
$ 
npx skills add piratepress/agents

Cross-platform (macOS, Linux, Windows): npx auto-detects your installed agents (75+) and installs the skill into each. MCP server — use the command above.

Inside AI agents

After the installer, just ask your agent: “make a video about …” — it will call the right tools itself.

  • Claude Code

    The installer drops the skill and registers the MCP server with the claude CLI — zero setup.

  • Kimi Code

    The skill is picked up from ~/.agents/skills with zero setup; MCP is one block in mcp.json.

  • Cursor

    Add the MCP server in settings — the generate_video and quick_video tools show up in chat.

  • Claude Desktop

    One mcpServers block in claude_desktop_config.json — videos straight from the desktop chat.

curl -X POST https://api.piratepress.fun/public/v1/videos:quick \
  -H "X-API-Key: pp_..." \
  -H "Idempotency-Key: $(uuidgen)" \
  -H "Content-Type: application/json" \
  -d '{"prompt": "a meme about shipping to production on Friday night"}'
# → {"id": "...", "status": "queued", "eta_seconds": 240}


curl https://api.piratepress.fun/public/v1/videos/<id> \
  -H "X-API-Key: pp_..."
# status "done" → result_url (signed mp4 link, TTL 7 days)

POST videos:quick → {id, eta_seconds}; poll GET /videos/{id} — on status done grab result_url (signed mp4 link, TTL 7 days).

API documentationAPI reference (Scalar)GitHub: piratepress/agentsnpm: @piratepress/mcp

Frequently asked questions

Ready to set sail?

First videos are free. Point your camera at the QR or hit the button.

QR leads to @piratepress_bot
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No card, no sign-up — right inside Telegram